Case No. 253009
Case #0253009 – July 18th, 2:24 PM. Suspects are a blonde adolescent female and a blonde woman over the age of thirty. They identify themselves as Honey Blossom and Nikki Peach, and confirm that they are related. Honey is Nikki’s stepmother, and she is filed under our Must Implement Liberal Frisking (MILF) category. They’ve been accused of theft and interrogated. Afterward, they are subject to a strip search, and in order to avoid prosecution, they must follow proper protocol one at a time. The rest of this case is classified.
