Case No. 8452728
Case #8452728 - June 4th, 3:14 PM. Suspect is a redheaded woman over the age of thirty. She identifies herself as Lauren Phillips and is filed in our Must Implement Liberal Frisking (MILF) category. She is suspected of stealing items from the storefront, but after detaining her, the items are nowhere to be found. Her stepdaughter, Scarlett Snow, is brought back to the office, and the goods are found stashed in her bag. She is treated as an accomplice, and both suspects are subject to LP protocol. The rest of this case is classified.